Irrational Learning is a children’s educational app by Asad Virk. It is designed for learners roughly ages 3–12 and for the parents and teachers who help them. This policy explains what stays on the device and what we never collect. Lessons, games, art, and teacher voices do not need an internet connection.
This app is intended to comply with the U.S. Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA), Google Play Families Policy, and similar child-privacy rules. We do not create child accounts on a server, and we do not sell data.
What stays on this device
Profiles, progress, drawings, Parent PIN, and settings are stored only on the device you are using (the app’s local storage). That can include:
- A learner nickname, age, and avatar you choose
- Stars, streaks, quiz results, and which activities were finished
- Saved drawings and coloring pages
- Sound, voice, and accessibility choices
- A Parent Zone PIN, stored as a one-way hash — not the PIN itself
Clearing the app’s storage, uninstalling the app, or using Remove profile in Parent Zone deletes this information from the device. We cannot restore it from a cloud backup because we do not keep a copy.
What we do not collect
- Email addresses, phone numbers, or street addresses
- Precise location, contacts, calendar, or files from other apps
- Photos or video from the camera — drawing happens on a canvas inside the app
- Microphone recordings or a child’s real voice
- Advertising IDs, analytics profiles, or tracking cookies for ads
- Public child profiles, chat messages, or social posts — those features do not exist
Voices
Lumi reads lessons, quizzes, and praise out loud in British English. Her voice is part of this app and stays on this device. Lesson words are not sent to an online service, and no outside company operates the voice. Lessons, games, and teacher speech work with or without internet. You can turn Voice or Sound off in Settings or Parent Zone at any time.
Hear Lumi in Settings. If her voice cannot start, the app uses this device’s own English voice, or a simple built-in voice, so a lesson can still be read.
Who built this app
Irrational Learning is built by Team Irrational. Asad Virk leads the team. The lessons were shaped with many teachers, so the words stay simple, the pictures stay friendly, and each activity stays on the skill a child is learning. The app was designed carefully for children: large buttons, calm colors, short steps, and no accounts or ads. A child can learn here on their own device, including when there is no internet.
Ads, purchases, and accounts
There are no ads in the child experience, no in-app purchases, no subscriptions, and no sign-in. A learner profile on this device is not an online account. Because there is no account, there is no cloud account to delete — removing the profile or the app is enough.
Children’s privacy (COPPA / Families)
We do not knowingly collect personal information from children on our servers. Parents set up learners on the device and can review, reset, or delete a profile in Parent Zone (PIN gated, with a simple adult check). Do not type a child’s full legal name, school, address, or other sensitive details into a nickname field.
Security
Data stays on this device. We do not operate a learner database, and we do not send lesson words to a voice service. Device security (lock screen, who holds the Parent PIN) is the main protection for local progress.
Your choices
- Parent Zone: reset progress or remove a profile
- Settings: turn sound, music, effects, and voice off
- Uninstall the app or clear app storage to wipe local data
- Use the app offline after the first load — lessons, games, and art keep working
Contact
Questions about this policy: use the store listing contact for Asad Virk, or the support channel shown on the Irrational Learning page on Google Play. Please do not send a child’s personal information in that message.
Android package name: com.irrationallearning. Effective date: October 4, 2026.